Achilles

Achilles

Mighty Achilles, Mr. Moody Pants

Male

Elysium

Warrior
Hero

Chiron's Academy for Heroes

Whatever... let's just fight.

Peleus (Dad)
Thetis (Mom)

None

Neoptolemus (with Deidameia)

Patroclus (I'll always blame myself for his death ☹)

Agamemnon (Because he stole Briseis, the beautiful slave girl who rightfully belonged to me)
Hector (Because he killed Patroclus)

Married to Deidameia
Fling with Briseis
Fell in love with Penthesilea, the Amazon (but unfortunately had to kill her in battle… oops)
Some say I had a long lasting affair with my best friend, Patroclus.
Some say I almost married the Trojan princess, Polyxena, before Paris killed me.
Some say I married Helen, Medea, or Iphigenia after I died and went down to Elysium.
So yeah… who the heck knows?

Beautiful people like myself

Game of Thrones
Rome
Avatar: The Last Airbender

"Achilles absent is Achilles still." 
– Homer

"May God have mercy on my enemies, because I won't." 
– General George S. Patton

"For violence, like Achilles' lance, can heal the wounds it has inflicted" 
– Frantz Fanos

"We're building it up
To break it back down
We're building this up
To burn it down
We can't wait
To burn it to the ground"
– Linkin Park

"Achilles rocks so hard!" 
– Achilles

The Three Musketeers by Alexandre Dumas
Beowulf
"The Charge of the Light Brigade" by Alfred, Lord Tennyson
A Farewell to Arms by Ernest Hemingway
"Beat! Beat! Drums!" by Walt Whitman
The Iliad by Homer (Home-boy really captured how thoroughly amazing I am.)
A Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin
War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy
Henry V by William Shakespeare
"Do Not Go Gentle into that Good Night" by Dylan Thomas

Man on Fire by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros (This is totally my new jam.)
A Walk on the Wild Side by Lou Reed (Reminds me of my cross dressing days in the court of Lycomedes.)
Burn It Down by Linkin Park
We Are Young by Fun. (Just can't stop listening to this one.)
Hallelujah by Jeff Buckley (I listen to this song whenever I think about how Patroclus died.)
Gold on the Ceiling by The Black Keys
We Are the Champions by Queen (Whatever, Freddy Mercury... I am the champion.)
Achilles' Last Stand by Led Zeppelin (This song is epic. Almost as much as my crazy life.)

The Avengers
Troy (I like watching this to remind myself of how much hotter I am than Brad Pitt.)
The Hunger Games
Thor
Braveheart
Battleship
Gladiator
The Dark Knight
(What can I say? I like a certain type of movie…)

Fencing
Paintball
Call of Duty
World of Warcraft

Love
War
Revenge

Heroes of the Trojan War
Veterans
Cross Dressers